Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date at Her Parents' House

Sniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.

Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.

Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last night and ask if
you can use the bathroom.

Mention that 'Mr. Happy' is primed and ready.

Ask what time you should return your date tomorrow morning.

Recite a couple of bawdy limericks.

Ask the mom and dad what position they were in when they conceived their daughter.

Scratch your crotch and say your herpes is acting up again.

Pretend to eat your arm.

Ask the dad if you can borrow a couple of condoms.

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Joke

“Oh No You’re Not"
"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."

“Oh no you're not," said the girl.

"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."

Oh no you're not."

"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."

"Oh no you're not."

"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."

"Oh no you're not."

"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.

"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.

Information about Genetically Modified Food and Organisms

We have all heard of Genetically Modified foods, but most people are not aware of what they mean. I came across a good site (link) that attempts to explain this area in a non-technical manner. Hopefully, by the time you finish this article and the linked one, you would have understood far more.
GM is a special set of technologies that alter the genetic makeup of such living organisms as animals, plants, or bacteria. Biotechnology, a more general term, refers to using living organisms or their components, such as enzymes, to make products that include wine, cheese, beer, and yogurt.
Benefits

* Crops
o Enhanced taste and quality
o Reduced maturation time
o Increased nutrients, yields, and stress tolerance
o Improved resistance to disease, pests, and herbicides
o New products and growing techniques
* Animals
o Increased resistance, productivity, hardiness, and feed efficiency
o Better yields of meat, eggs, and milk
o Improved animal health and diagnostic methods
* Environment
o "Friendly" bioherbicides and bioinsecticides
o Conservation of soil, water, and energy
o Bioprocessing for forestry products
o Better natural waste management
o More efficient processing
* Society
o Increased food security for growing populations

Controversies

* Safety
o Potential human health impact: allergens, transfer of antibiotic resistance markers, unknown effects Potential environmental impact: unintended transfer of transgenes through cross-pollination, unknown effects on other organisms (e.g., soil microbes), and loss of flora and fauna biodiversity
* Access and Intellectual Property
o Domination of world food production by a few companies
o Increasing dependence on Industralized nations by developing countries
o Biopiracy—foreign exploitation of natural resources
* Ethics
o Violation of natural organisms' intrinsic values
o Tampering with nature by mixing genes among species
o Objections to consuming animal genes in plants and vice versa
o Stress for animal
* Labeling
o Not mandatory in some countries (e.g., United States)
o Mixing GM crops with non-GM confounds labeling attempts
* Society
o New advances may be skewed to interests of rich countries

How to avoid Genetically Modified Food

This site (link) has a great set of instructions on how to avoid GM food, if you are uncomfortable with consuming GM food. Genetically modified food can be there in your supermarket and your home, and you may not be even aware of this fact.

- Become familiar with the most common applications of genetic modification.
- Buy food labeled 100% organic
- Recognize fruit and vegetable label numbers
- Purchase beef that is 100% grass-fed
- Seek products that are specifically labeled as non-GM or GMO-free
- Shop locally
- Buy whole foods

Make your own laundry soap

This site (link) has a video that explains how to make laundry soap in your own house. This is not very difficult, and is of a great help if you want to save money.
Save TONS of money by making your own laundry soap! The necessary ingredients to keep your clothes clean is much smaller that what the major brands toss in that can potentially harmful to you and the environment.

When you are old and rich

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!" The man was a real smart Aleck and he said, "That's what you can do
when you're young and quick."
Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that for?"
The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"

Can't remember where I live

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an elderly old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

WinMerge - Merging changes between different versions

WinMerge is an Open Source (GPL) visual text file differencing and merging tool for Windows. It is highly useful for determing what has changed between project versions, and then merging changes between versions.

Features

* Visual differencing and merging of text files
* Flexible editor with syntax highlighting, line numbers and word-wrap
* Handles DOS, UNIX and MAC text file formats
* Unicode support
* Difference pane shows current difference in two vertical panes
* Location pane shows map of files compared
* Highlights differences inside lines in file compare
* Regular Expression based file filters in directory compare allow excluding and including items
* Moved lines detection in file compare
* Creates patch files
* Resolve conflict files
* Shell Integration (supports 64-bit Windows versions)
* Rudimentary Visual SourceSafe and Rational ClearCase integration
* Archive file support using 7-Zip
* Plugin support
* Localizable interface