Joke

Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture - no small feat for a non-plumber.

Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son.

I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it didn't work much better than before! As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom.

I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him that the toilet still wasn't working.

"Did you get the green one too?" he asked.

Joke

This guy needs to use the toilet really badly- he's almost shitting his pants.

He goes into a bar, where its really crowded, and everyone is having a great time.

He looks around everywhere, but there's no toilet in sight.

However, he does spot a little set of stairs in the back, so he goes upstairs, and he finds himself in a little room, with a hole in the middle of the floor.

Well, this guy REALLY has to go, so he looks around, drops his pants, and quickly does his thing in the hole.

Once he's done, he pulls up his pants, and saunters downstairs like nothing happened.

When he gets downstairs, there isn't anyone there, and the bartender is crouched under the bar.

Well, the guy asks the bartender "Where is everyone?"

The bartender says, "Where were you when the shit hit the fan?"