Humor: Gender of the computer

Computer Gender?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like "chalk" or "pencil" have a gender association,
although in English these words are neutral.

Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and divided the class into two groups; one group all male, the other all female.

They were to decide which gender should be applied to "computer" and give four reasons for their decision.

The results:

The group of women concluded computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The group of men decided computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory banks.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Humor: Gender of non-living things

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example...

1) Ziploc Bags-

They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers-

They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire-

Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon-

Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges-

Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page-

Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway-

Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass-

Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer-

Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control-

Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.