Dr. Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol.
As luck would have it, a petrol station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a petrol can and buy some petrol.
The attendant told her that the only petrol can he owned had been taken by somebody, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the Doctor was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in the car that she could fill with petrol and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two men watched from across
One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm converting my car too."